carly rae jepsen is older than lady gaga
let that sink in
i thought she was 13
andrew garfield is older than chris hemsworth
where is your god now
The Starkids are older than the Harry Potter actors
wAHT
WHAT NO THE STARKIDS ARE FIVE
flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????
they’re coming to steal your girl
I was scrolling through my dash and someone posted this gif:
but it didn’t load all the way so all I saw was

That is a gas mask, and the game controller. You can’t see anything at all, and you can only hear the creepy sounds that come from the game itself (everything else is canceled out by the headphones). In Deep Sea, you are underwater and surrounded by unthinkable creatures coming at you from all sides. An AI character tells you which way the monsters are coming, more or less, and you have to try to shoot them down with your joystick. If there’s a hit, you’ll hear a scream — if you miss, all you will hear is your shot drifting away into the sea (and, eventually, your own scream).
The game is extremely claustrophobic, and this is all quite intentional: In this interview, the game’s creator admits that “It’s meant to be a difficult, frustrating, scary experience. I saw somebody rip off the mask and I realized … I think I’m on to something here.”
In fact, the more scared you are, the harder the game gets — the game actually keeps track of your breathing and plays back an exaggerated breathing sound that increases the more nervous you get, sooner or later drowning out the game’s commands and getting you killed. Even if you’re not claustrophobic at all, you might be after playing it.
FUCK
THAT
SHIT
I
I don’t…. Know if I want to try this or not?oh my god i really want to play this
I’m gonna hate it but I want to play this so bad
Du weißt, dass du Deutsch bist, wenn …
”Rinderkennzeichnungs- und Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz“ (RkReÜAÜG) die Kurzform für “Gesetz zur Übertragung der Aufgaben für die Überwachung der Rinderkennzeichnung und Rindfleischetikettierung” ist.
(Submitted by lost-in-my-nirvana)
german language you okay do we need to take your keys
Passengers on a Qantas jet flying over Australia got a shock when they spotted a 12ft python clinging on to a wing at 30,000ft. The plane was around 20 minutes into its flight from Cairns in northern Australia to Papua New Guinea when a female passenger first announced she could see the reptile.

somebody thought of this character design style and then spent time working on it and then some entirely different person saw it and approved of it
HOW DOES A BODY ACTUALLY TURN LIKE THAT
OH MY GOD HE’S DOING THE TYPICAL FEMALE SUPERHERO POSE OF ASS AND TITTIES SDONGSDJKGNDFJHNDFJHNFGJK HAHAHAHAHA OH WOW.
it’s anatomically possible how
sharkboy does what he wants
why is there a fucking death symbol
do you think this is a game
the furby people have totally changed their marketing strategy from “aw cute lil furry pet thing aw” to “yeah we know these are creepy as fuck and you love it”











